Dear Assumed Criminal Hacker:^*

You came to this resource without
a valid domain name.
 
When you come to our door without
knowing for whom or for what you
are looking, we are sorry
but we cannot help you.
You are not welcomed.

However, your visit and attempted
entry has been recorded as
evidence for use by appropriate
authorities and investigators.

Do not return to this address
again with such an offensively
impolite request -- please.